Destroy the wish

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There are only so many times you can ban someone... And i'm not too good at saying nice things about people.

So i presentate to you The Destroy The Wish Game!

I can't be arsed to explain it so here's an example

Person A: I wish i had a brain

Person B: Granted, but the brain doesn't work. I wish i had a heart.


I wish we had more smilies.

Granted but now he's posting embarassing stories about you.

I wish my chinese takeaway would hurry up and come.

Granted, but it gives you a horrible stomach ache.
I wish the blockade tomorrow wasn't so ridiculously early

Granted but now it's so ridiculously late that it's almost early anyway.

I wish i had some one to go see Time Traveler's Wife with.

Granted, but they talk all the way through and annoy you.

I wish i had more poker luck

Granted, but you end up spending all the money on furniture like you always do.
I wish I had more time for PP

Granted but every one else has left.

I wish my drink hadn't gone flat.

Granted, but it explodes in your face when you take a sip
I wish more people used the forums

Granted but we hate them all because they ruin our threads.

i wish my cakes hadn't raised so much.

Granted, but you end up with pita cakes.
I wish I didn't have so much homework

Granted but you get bored from the lack of home work.

I wish i could draw

Granted, but you can only draw neo-gothic themed drawings from now on (including when you play pictionary)
I wish the Word Change section would cause problems in my web browser

Granted, but did you mean wouldn't.

I wish i didn't have two psych esays due in this week.