Destroy the wish

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There are only so many times you can ban someone... And i'm not too good at saying nice things about people.

So i presentate to you The Destroy The Wish Game!

I can't be arsed to explain it so here's an example

Person A: I wish i had a brain

Person B: Granted, but the brain doesn't work. I wish i had a heart.


I wish we had more smilies.

Granted but there are no more waves coz the moon broke.

I wish i was a ninja.

Granted, but being a ninja is outlawed.

I wish K would fix the forum and let me update my profile (forum lurker?)

Granted but K ends up deleting every single post.

I wish Elliot Kid was on

'tis a t.v show

Granted but now they're fighting you.

I wish i had more rubber ducks.

Granted but now when you eat it you turn into a giant moose.

I wish kids weren't so evil. (specifically 7 year olds)

Granted, but now they follow you around day and night in swarms.

I wish all my bills were paid.

Granted but you wil be stalked by one person for every bill paid, all of them bald and named bill.
I wish i didn't have man boobs.

Rofl!!! Granted, but now you have so much hair on your chest that people can't even see it.

I wish I had a maid.

Granted, but it isn't very good. (You have a book? That you're reading or writing?)

I wish I had a 1966 convertible Ford Mustang.

Granted, but it was delivered to the wrong address: The moon.
I wish for world peace.

Granted but america mishears you and covers the world in peas.

I wish i had something to wish for.

Granted but your too lazy to wish it.
I wish we had food, im hungry lol