The story that everyone wrote

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Basically this is yet another variation of the one word game but for those of us who want to be a little more creative and/or have no copy function on their wiis lol
There is no limit to the amount you can add to the story so long as it's not rediculous, and you don't need to copy the last post cos then it'd be huge, let them follow on as one big story. Try and be as imaginative as you can, i've deliberately given you things for you to think about and come up with ideas for but please dont go mad with answering them all in one post, add a couple of ideas and let someone else have a go (notice i have'nt really specified where and when this is set, who the main character is or any other characters). OK here goes, give it yer best shot and hopefully it'll turn out great .

The sun was setting on a silent september day, casting a shadow all across the beach of a silhouette on the horizon. The young man was taking a stroll by the sea as the surf gently hissed up to his feet. Over his shoulder he carried a small bundle, presumably of food, and the burden of a life he'd rather forget. A life in which he once had a name, a life of mystery and secrets from which he was escaping.

thought that severely confused him because he way a boy. Continuing on he found more horrors including, but not limited to:

Killer jellyfish, indisposible cameras and even a 4 footed 3 legged deceased purple hat.
All Barnabas had wanted to do was go for a nuce walk but instead

he was confronted by a massive, green, trobing and all together painful-looking

Ball. Well i have a sick mind thought Barnabas. He poked the big red ball with a stick.

Then he thought to himself... wait why is this ball red, wasn't it green just a moment ago? He then jumped back in surprise noticing that the ball had

Turned into something that bore and uncanny resemblance to the long lost queen.
"Is that really you?" Questions Barnabas. The Queen replied

"nope" and disappeared in a cloud of smoke. While still wondering what was going in, he noticed that a

Giant turnip. It ate his pet carrot and ran away.
Well no wonder they told me not to

drink hot chocolate before bed... It always does things to me. He then pondered some of the side effects of drinking hot chocolate before bed which included:

Having wet dreams, the sort where you dream about clouds and wake up with one over your head and your pillow is missing.

He also noticed, for some odd reason, that he had head lice. Odd, and slightly distrubing he thought to himself. He continued down the boardwalk of evil coming upon a...

A large man.
"Hello" Said the man. Barnabas ran away.

"Why does everyone run away from me?" thought the man. He then realised it was probably because of the fact that